breaking and entering. just like riding a bike.

1990. queer. white. ∞

i love fruit, tea, and nancy drew.

my gay wife and i live with our cattes

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they harvest my melatonin for gummies

that’s so weird, they harvest my gelatin for the same reason

you look at the ingredients on a bag of melatonin gummies and its our dna sequence

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thedoctorisautistic:

tardisingallifrey:

I just thought this would be a good one to… end it.

The Doctor struggling to read Clara’s facial expression properly…

antidotefortheawkward:

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everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

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instant gratification monkey my beloved

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plaguedocboi:

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I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

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Best Fishes offered me a job btw. I’m moving to Maine sometime in May

gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda:

CW: antisemitism, pale of settlement, pogroms, genocide, cultural erasure

I don’t think goyim can really conceive of how much Jews actually hold back in our criticism of antisemitism in media, and when you hear us it is often because we see a dangerous message that you don’t… Yet.

I have a complicated relationship with Tim Burton’s rendition of The Corpse Bride. I love it as a beautiful piece of stop motion art, but it isn’t what it should have been, he took a Jewish story from the Pale and with intention stripped it of its Jewish origins. This alone is incredibly antisemitic. The criticism you will hear has probably been “this is a Jewish story, it should have retained its Jewish elements” but have you heard why we feel strongly about this story?

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The story of the corpse bride is incredibly important to me and was born from Jewish trauma and Christian violence. Mobs would routinely attack Jewish weddings, they would murder brides and they would bury them in unmarked graves by the roadside still in their wedding clothes, they reasoned that without Jewish wives there are no Jewish mother’s. Jews are intrinsic to the story.

It is antisemitism to take our story, about our pain, at the hands of non-jews and strip it for “useful” parts, in fact it is heartbreaking every time.

We are often forced to pick our battles and fighting a battle over a movie that has already been released by a director with a cult following is not worth it, you only hear us speak up in numbers when the antisemitism may lead to another century of violence, because raising our voice means picking a fight, because so many of you already see our pain as inconvenient and it is exhausting to never be heard.

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“Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?” by Fall Out Boy

“Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me? by Fall Out Boy” is the new single from My Chemical Romance.

“Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me? by Fall Out Boy is the new single from My Chemical Romance.” By Panic! at the Disco